Vanessa, Work, and such whatnot

2005
20
November

I stole this from Vanessa.

If I were a month, I'd be November.
If I were a day in a week, I'd be Sunday.
If I were a time, I'd be that time of evening when the mountains are just starting to hide the sun and the sky explodes.
If I were a planet, I'd be Pluto cuz nobody knows if it's a planet.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a Mako Shark.
If I were a direction, I'd be West!!
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a super comfortable and very large couch.
If I were a liquid, I'd be Strawberry-Lime gatorade- the one that looks like it should glow in the dark.
If I were a tree, I'd be a big climbing tree (I'm keeping this, Ness).
If I were a plant, I'd be a lilac bush.
If I were a state of weather, I'd be a thunderstorm (I'm keeping this too).
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a Piano.
If I were an animal, I'd be my cat.
If I were a colour, I'd be Blue.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be a A tomato- even though it's a fruit.
If I were a sound, I'd be a song.
If I were an element, I'd be H.
If I were a car, I'd be a V10 Diesel TDI Touareg.
If I were a song, I'd be Reflections, Only Heart, or something.
If I were a movie, I'd be Shawshank Redemption.
If I were a book, I'd be Matilda.
If I were food, I'd be Papa Murphy's.
If I were a place, I'd be That part of Carley's tummy right below her belly button.
If I were a number, I'd be 37.

In other news. I got a new job at my employer. I posted about it at G&C but here it is again:
I got moved up to Pickline supervisor in the warehouse. If you order shit from us, we take the various items from their bulk boxes and place them in the box that we're shipping to you. I am a supervisor (called a lead because a supervisor supervises supervisors- which are leads) and my job is to make sure my team gets 1300-1500 boxes out the door every hour on average. It's very cool but it's also VERY long hours. I clocked out on Saturday with 61 hours. Paychecks will be nice but I'll be too tired to use my money. I guess that's a good thing. That also means I'll be a little more absent from the blogosphere.