FuzzyTummyRumblings

Ok... Here's the first one! June of 2005. The most popular search phrases were...
"Kelly Clarkson's Ass" and
"Russian word for Monkey"

Kelly Clarkson has a very nice ass but I think it's her face that gives her the smoldering sensuality that sells her. Then she laughs and anything sexual is gone and you just wanna go shoot pool and have a couple drinks while swapping stories. I mean- yeah the girl is a fox but I don't know... her ass isn't what catches my eye I guess... but all of you who found my site, looking for her... this is the best butt picture I could find... And a better picture of her face... her best feature.

Russian is a cool language. It has a lot of sounds/characters that simply aren't used in English. The Russian word for Monkey is "obezyanu" or at least that's the transliteration to English from Russian. I studied Russian at Cornell College under Lynne Ikach who is one of the most amazing professors that ever breathed. She's incredible. So that's it. Obezyanu was one of my favorite words so it stuck with me and now I use it for my Nationstates country name. Woot. That's about it!