FuzzyTummyRumblings

They appear to be incredibly stupid.

Here's the backstory.  My wife is employed by a high school.  As such, we occasionally end up as chaperons at school dances.  One such occasion was this past weekend.  Early in the evening, I counted 23 high school girls on the dance floor.  AND ZERO GUYS.  These girls weren't the weirdos or the scary girls either.  They seemed perfectly normal, good looking, weren't dancing like they were having a seizure... They were normal.  Twenty-three of them.  And twenty feet away were guys trying to look cool.  Failing, but trying at least.  WTF

When I was in high school, I was a bit shy but I was NEVER that shy.  never ever ever.  I'd rather be the only guy out there, dancing like an idiot but surrounded by womenfolk than standing off to the side trying to look uninterested.  Looking uninterested in attractive members of the opposite sex who are your age, scantily clad and hopped up on hormones is not cool.  It's homosexual.  That means you like members of YOUR sex and are afraid to admit it.  Note- I've nothing against the interest in your own sex thing but if that's the case, go dance with the guys.  All I'm saying is you can't stand off to the side, act like you're not interested, and not have somebody assume that you really ARE uninterested.

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